Dress shirts

Talking about clothes, my friend says:

The tailor that came over was great.  She looked at my shirts and she got rid of 70 of my dress shirts.  She said pointy collars are out.  I mean, didn't throw them out, but gave them away.

I say "As in seven zero?"


Yes.  Well, cause I haven't thrown out any of them for many years.

My Enjoyment

I was having breakfast with my rich friend at a hotel restaurant where we were for a business meeting.  We get our food, and when the waitress comes to check on us, my rich friend says to the waitress:

I would really enjoy some bacon, crispy, but not deep fried, with my oatmeal.

I ask, "So, is that how it is in your world?  You don't ask for anything; you just mention what you would enjoy and people bring it for you?"  He says "well, yeah".

The Pants

I saw my friend today and I said "hey, I don't think those pants look very nice."  He says:

I know.  I was very disappointed.  But, the tailor is coming here (he lives in Texas, tailor is in NYC) to fix them.

I start laughing.  He says "What?"  I say "oh nothing...of course the tailor would fly down to fix the problem"  He says:

Well, I got them done in NYC to save money.  So what do you want me to do?